Frequently Asked Questions

What is a cursor?

Somebody having computer problems.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

How many IT technicians does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, it's obviously a hardware problem.